The Pregnancy Test

Congratulations! you're pregnant. Time
to call all your model friends and tell them.

Let's look closely at this photo. The talented photographer bathed his pregnant model in light, making her angelic. This is is a favorite theme of expectant parent mags. The same thing happened when Terry discovered she was pregnant. (No, not really.)

The other thing that comes to mind, also when I'm watching pregnancy test commercials, is that most people are really happy when they're not pregnant.

She's smiling. Pregnant women in expectant parent magazines ALWAYS SMILE. You will be shot if you don't smile. Pregnancy is always fun!