Bare Belly in Black and White

Many magazines go for the art shot, with the bare belly up front.

Betcha it's a white room. With no windows.

Pregnancy is hot and trendy. If you're pregnant, you know this to be true on a real level, not on a Bauhaus-Richard Avedon level.

Lots of hair spray and makeup, whether or not you're pregnant, could cause cancer. I'm just sayin'.