Bare Bellies Are Required

Now, this could be a real-life shot. You take a picture to remember what you looked like in your new body.

However, this is from a parenting magazine because she's wearing all white, the background is white. She's an angel, get it? In expectant parent magazines, all pregnant women are angels.

Now, this isn't too bad. We start with the quasi-normal photos and move on to the truly weird.

She's smiling! The Joker couldn't be happier. Smile, dammit!