Bare Belly Shopping

When shopping, don't forget your CVV number on the back of your card, and don't forget to expose your belly.

She obviously didn't get the memo about white rooms. She's wearing white, though, because she's an angel. She's smiling, 'cause pregnant women smile all the time. Maybe it has something to do with the perpetual daylight in imaginary expectant parent land. Exposing your belly gets a 10% discount, by the way. It's because exposed bellies often lack a place to keep their credit cards or money.

Never once have I found Terry wearing all white and navel-gazing. In fact, I've never found her doing either of those things seperately.

Terry said I should point out the credit card in the woman's right hand.