Bare Bellies While Eating

While you're pregnant, take some time to sit in a white bikini in a whitish room and eat some whitish-green food off of a plate that matches the decor of the house.

What? You say you don't want to wear a white bikini around the house? You can't afford new plates that match the new paint job in the living room? Just sit there, eat, and expose that belly of yours. What's wrong with you?

A picture like this is normally accompanied with a caption like "some women experience nausea and vomiting while they are pregnant." Gee, thanks for making women everywhere feel inadequate for not being able to keep from vomiting all over their white bikinis.