Compulsory Baby Feeling


These people aren't grandparents, they're strangers, and they have come to worship at the belly of the angelic pregnant woman. Where do they get these outfits? Can anyone remember the last time they saw a white pantsuit at the store and said, "Gee, I'll buy that?"

Actually, I have no idea who these people are, Expectant Parent Land rarely has captions. It would have an article on the same page that would say "If you are more than seven months pregnant, and your baby doesn't move around at least five times after you eat, then get to the hospital as fast as you can." Because there's nothing scary in that sentence.

As much as they might want to, I can't imagine this scene with Terry letting my parents touch her belly. I'm sure it does happen.