I swear, on my sainted mother, I have never, ever stuffed clothes into my shirt to see what I would look like if I was pregnant. (I'm not kidding, I'm not being sarcastic, this has never occurred to me.)

This is another image that sends me to psychoanalysis. Is it a wry comment on the limitations of expectant parent photography? Or is this guy just weird? Should I look for hidden meaning in this photo? Or is this a guy who thinks pregnancy is equated to carrying your laundry in your T-shirt? News flash: This is nothing like pregnancy, Jack.

What the hell is going on here?

Do any of these people have jobs?