Sit And Gaze At Your Bare Belly

Okay, pregnancy is a life-changing event that makes your body do things you never imagined.

But if women spend as much time in real life staring at their bellies, smiling, as women in Expectant Parent Fantasy Land do, they wouldn't have any time for anything else. I mean, c'mon, there are one million of these navel-gazing shots in every issue.

They usually accompany articles that saying something like, "Thrush could be a problem for both nursing moms and newborns. It's a painful, itchy rash."

Like the women in these photos ever get a rash.