I'll Just Sit Here For A While

Portrait of the young woman, pregnant.

Apparently in the fictional world of expectant parent magazines, women spend a lot of time in bed, looking fabulous in just whatever they happen to have on, supremely confident in the power of their womanhood.

They also often seem to have unlimited incomes and don't have to worry about common household chores like the rest of us do.

Do any of these women live in rooms painted something other than white?

Smile, damn it, smile!