Bare Bellies

I've known a number of women who were pregnant
in real life. I maybe saw their bellies once or twice.

Women in the fictional world of expectant parent magazines can't wait to expose their bellies. They do all sorts of things with their bellies exposed.

It's not that they don't have shirts. They often could cover their pregnant bellies; they CHOOSE not to.

This, is course, navel-gazing.